She is the spiritual and sensual Mum, a woman whose aura is as balanced as her yoga poses.
Her spirituality is matched only by her sensuality; she dances under the moonlight and indulges in self-care routines that make Cleopatra look like an amateur.
What gift will satisfy these disconcerting souls?
She’s the kind of mum who will appreciate anything from herbal tea to a mini Zen garden.
- Enlightenment-In-A-Box: A DIY meditation kit complete with a tiny guru figurine, scented candles, and a manual on how to achieve inner peace. Because finding Zen shouldn’t be a puzzle.
- Crystal Clear Energy Stones: A set of mystical crystals to balance her chakras and align her aura. Warning: May cause sudden urges to hug trees and talk to the moon.
- Yoga Retreat Voucher: A weekend escape to a remote yoga retreat where bending like a pretzel and chanting “Om” are mandatory. Namaste, your way to serenity, one downward dog at a time.
- Sacred Sage Smudge Sticks: For when burning regular incense isn’t cleansing enough. This smudge stick will banish bad vibes and stubborn spirits, leaving the house smelling like a witch’s apothecary.
- Tarot Card Reading Kit: Unleash her inner fortune teller with this kit that includes tarot cards, a crystal ball, and a guidebook on predicting the future. Results are not legally binding.
- Aromatherapy Diffuser: Who needs fresh air when you can have lavender-scented, mystical fog enveloping your home? Bonus points if it doubles as a magic potion cauldron.
- Custom Zodiac Constellation Map: A star map depicting the alignment of the stars on the night she was born. Every spiritual mum needs a reminder that the universe thinks she’s a big deal.
- Mystical Moon Phase Calendar: To help her keep track of important lunar events, like full moons and eclipses. Ideal for planning rituals, werewolf sightings, or midnight picnics.
- Ayurvedic Herbal Tea Set: A collection of exotic teas promising to balance her doshas and soothe her soul. Disclaimer: May induce sudden bursts of wisdom and a desire to levitate.
- Reiki Healing Session: An hour of energy healing to unblock chakras and promote overall wellness. Note: Results may vary, and side effects may include an overwhelming urge to hug strangers.
- Spiritual Coloring Book: Intricate mandalas and zen patterns for her to colour her way to enlightenment.
- Organic Sage & Lavender Bath Bombs: For a truly transcendent bath experience. Just toss one in, close your eyes, and pretend you’re soaking in a tub of enlightenment. Splendid for washing away bad karma.
- Personalized Angel Tarot Cards: Tarot cards customized with her face superimposed on angels’ bodies. Now she can divine her destiny with a little extra celestial charm.
- Astral Projection Kit: A manual, a comfy pillow, and a sleep mask designed to help her explore the astral plane. Disclaimer: Not responsible for accidental encounters with extraterrestrial beings.
- DIY Zen Garden: A mini sand garden with tiny rakes and stones, perfect for moments of mindful relaxation. Just remember, even miniature Zen monks need vacations.
- Himalayan Salt Lamp: Because regular lamps are so last century. This one not only lights up the room but also claims to purify the air. Great for ambience; not so great as a popcorn maker.
- Vegan Crystal-Infused Perfume: A fragrance crafted from essential oils and crystals, promising to elevate her aura and make her smell like the ethereal goddess she truly is. Caution: May attract unicorns.
- Healing Sound Bath Tickets: A pass to a live sound bath event where gongs, singing bowls, and chimes create a harmonious atmosphere.
- Mystical Moonstone Jewelry: A pendant or bracelet featuring moonstone, believed to enhance intuition and psychic abilities. Not responsible for sudden urges to predict lottery numbers.
- Spirit Animal Tarot Deck: Tarot cards featuring spirit animals for divine guidance. Nothing says “fate” like drawing a card with a wise owl or a playful dolphin on it.
- Herbal Spellbook: A book of ancient herbal remedies and magical spells. Caution: Results are not guaranteed, but hey, at least the placebo effect is real.
- DIY Herbal Incense Kit: All the herbs, resins, and a guidebook she needs to create her own signature incense.
- Personalized Star Map: A detailed chart of the night sky on a special date, perhaps her birthday or the day she discovered her spirit animal. Frame it, hang it, and pretend you’re in a spaceship.
- Sandalwood Mala Beads: For counting mantras during meditation or simply as a fashionable reminder of her spiritual journey.
- Crystals and Gemstone Collection: An assortment of crystals, each with its unique healing properties.
- DIY Dreamcatcher Kit: Everything she needs to make her own dreamcatcher, complete with feathers and beads. Sweet dreams are not included, but creativity certainly is.
- Herbal Detox Kit: A collection of teas, supplements, and herbs promising to cleanse her body and spirit.
- Chakra Balancing Bath Salts: Specially formulated bath salts designed to align her chakras while she soaks away the day’s stresses. Not responsible for accidental teleportations to other dimensions.
- Custom Meditation Playlist: A curated playlist of ambient sounds, chants, and soothing music tailored to her meditation needs.
- Moon Phase Wall Hanging: A decorative piece depicting the lunar phases, reminding her that life, like the moon, has its cycles. Also great for confusing werewolves.
- Buddha Board: A magical painting board where water reveals her creations, teaching the impermanence of all things. Perfect for artistic enlightenment and the occasional water fight.
- Soy Wax Crystal Candle: A candle with hidden crystals buried within the wax, promising good vibes and a touch of mystery.
- Custom Astrology Birth Chart: A beautifully designed birth chart highlighting her unique astrological traits and cosmic destiny.
- Essential Oil Diffuser Necklace: A locket necklace that doubles as a portable essential oil diffuser, ensuring she smells like serenity wherever she goes. Not recommended for vampire hunters.
- Zen Poetry Book: A collection of ancient and modern poetry to inspire her soul and tickle her intellect. Warning: May cause sudden bursts of enlightenment and an urge to compose haikus.
- Gemstone Facial Roller: A facial roller made from precious gemstones believed to promote youthful skin and positive energy flow. Also doubles as a handy dandy magic wand for impromptu spells.
- DIY Herbal Soap Kit: All the ingredients and moulds she needs to create her own herbal soaps.
- Feng Shui Consultation: A professional consultant to optimize the energy flow in her home.
- Mystical Woodland Retreat: A weekend getaway in a cabin nestled deep in the woods, surrounded by nature spirits and the faint sounds of fairies giggling. Gnomes not included.
- Mindful Cooking Class: A cooking workshop focused on preparing nutritious meals with love and intention.
- Astral Travel Guidebook: A comprehensive guide to exploring the astral plane, complete with tips on meeting spirit guides and navigating parallel universes.
- Personalized Astrological Portrait: A stunning artwork depicting her astrological sign and its unique traits, because everyone needs a visual reminder of their cosmic awesomeness.
- DIY Herbal Remedies Workshop: A hands-on workshop where she can learn to create herbal remedies for common ailments.
- Full Moon Yoga Session: A guided yoga session held under the light of the full moon, promising a deeper connection with the universe and an increased likelihood of wolf howls.
- Custom Crystal Grid Kit: A set of crystals and a guidebook to create personalized crystal grids for manifesting intentions. : A session with a professional regression therapist to explore past lives and uncover hidden talents or unresolved issues.
- DIY Herbal Tea Blending Kit: An assortment of herbs and flowers for her to create her own unique tea blends.
- Mystical Tarot Cloth: A velvet cloth adorned with intricate tarot symbols for a touch of magic during readings. Also doubles as a stylish table runner for witchy dinner parties.
- Singing Bowl Set: A set of singing bowls for meditation and sound therapy. Warning: May cause sudden urges to join a monastery or start a one-person band.
- Personalized Reiki Session: A one-on-one Reiki session tailored to her specific energy needs. Note: Results may include feelings of deep relaxation, warmth, and a desire for a nap.
- Meditation Cushion with Crystal Embroidery: A plush meditation cushion adorned with crystals, ensuring a comfortable and spiritually charged seating experience. Not suitable for impromptu pillow fights.
- Herbal Spell Candle Making Kit: All the materials and instructions she needs to craft her own magical candles infused with herbs and essential oils.
- Aromatherapy Jewelry: A locket or bracelet that holds essential oil pads, allowing her to wear her favourite scents as a fragrant aura wherever she goes. Not recommended for people with allergies to happiness.
- Custom Astrology Jewelry: Jewelry featuring her zodiac sign and birthstone, because wearing the universe’s stamp of approval is the ultimate fashion statement.
- DIY Crystal Terrarium Kit: A kit containing crystals, succulents, and a glass terrarium for her to create a mini crystal garden.
- Mystical Tapestry: A tapestry featuring sacred geometry, mandalas, or cosmic scenes to transform her living space into a portal to other dimensions. Not recommended for guests prone to getting lost.
- Spiritual Poetry Writing Workshop: A workshop where she can channel her inner Rumi and create soul-stirring poetry.
- Tarot Card Table: A dedicated table for her tarot card readings, ensuring that every reading is done in a sacred and stylish space. Warning: May cause sudden urges to host tarot parties.
- DIY Crystal Jewelry Kit: All the supplies she needs to create her own crystal necklaces, earrings, and bracelets.
- Scented Spell Envelopes: A collection of scented envelopes infused with essential oils and herbs, perfect for sealing heartfelt letters or casting spells with a personal touch. Disclaimer: Results depend on the sincerity of the sender and the whims of the universe.