The Ultimate List of Valentine’s Day Messages, Romantic Jokes, Naughty One-Liners & Love Quotes

Love can be expressed in many ways, through passion, humour, intimacy, sarcasm and much more …

But have you ever got stuck wondering what to write in a Valentine’s Day card or a romantic message?

Whatever your take on love, one thing is certain, love is always best shared with your own personality and a message they will never forget.

You are sure to find the perfect loving message for you and your relationship below.

Romantic Valentine’s Day Messages
Short & Sweet Valentine’s Day Messages
Romantic Proposal Messages
Famous Love Quotes
Romantic Music & Movie Quotes
Funny Valentine’s & Love Messages
Valentine’s Day One-Liners
Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes
Naughty Valentine’s Messages

Romantic Valentine’s Day Messages

They say you only fall in love once, but that can’t be true… Every time I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
When I looked at my past, I knew something was missing but now I look at myself today and all I can see is my future with only you!
Our meeting you was fate, getting to know you was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
Gloomy is the description of my day without you. Come clear the skies with the love only you can bring.
Explaining to you how much and why I love you, would be like me describing how water tastes, totally pure and crystal clear!
My thoughts are supposed to be all mine but it’s surprising how often they seem all about you.
I miss you in every step I take and in every move I make, Let’s never ever let this love ever break, what a shake we make.
Your kindness and super care always make me wonder if you are actually a superhero, but one thing is sure you are my Superman/woman.
No matter how secure I can ever make my heart, you will seem to be the only one who can crack the code and steal it away.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m left speechless.
It is not just being in love that makes me happy… but it’s being in love with you that truly makes me happy.
In my hands is this heart. I want you to have it because you are the only one capable of looking after it and I can truly say I gave you my heart.
With every beat of my heart, I realize you’re the rhythm that keeps me to the loving beat of life each and every day.
There is no finer day than a day with you by my side. Thank you for all that you are.
My love for you is like a long lost journey, starting forever and ending wherever as long as we are together.
One day it finally came true, the special someone who would always love and loved me true.
Life without you is like an elegant vase waiting to be filled with a daisy-like you … I love you my flower.
If life ever created something more beautiful than you, they would have kept it for yourself.
With you, I lose myself, and without you I find myself wanting to be lost again, forever yours.
If I was forced to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say I love you!
One day it finally came true, the special someone who would always love and loved me true.
I love your hair, your smile, your mind, your rugged spine, and the fact that your MINE!
I love you what more can I say? Each and every day you are my valentine. Today and forevermore you are the one I will adore.
I’m so lucky to have found you – my husband/wife, my rock, my best friend, my guardian and my angel all in one.
Nothing is more important and precious than you in my life. I love you forever. Happy Valentine’s Day!
They say love hurts, but not as much as the pain of being without you each and every day.
With you, I don’t need to count the days, because we make each day count!
Would it be a perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine, at least we would be locked up forever.
I promise to always treat you like a queen/king. You reign over my heart, and your wish is my command, let our love prevail your majesty.
They say love hurts, but not as much as the pain of being without you each and every day.
You deserve all of me, morning, noon, and night, my present and my future, and all because I love you.
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. And my teeth will never let you go!
When I close my eyes, I see you. When I open my eyes, I see you, maybe I’m in love or just need to stop dreaming each and every day.
My love for you keeps increasing every second and every minute without you is another minute I do not want to waste.
Love is a pain medicine that cannot be explained it tickles your heart and affects everything in your brain.
My favourite place in all of the world is next to you and my favourite journey is always with you.
Being with you is a dream come true and I know it will continue as long as I’m with you.
You’re my shining star, you guide me through the darkness of night and daylight of each day, I love you.

Short and Sweet Valentine’s Messages

You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
When I feel a little lost, it also makes me realize how lost I’d be without you.
Maybe dreams do come true because in my dreams I’m always with you.
My love for you keeps increasing every second.
I only saw you for a second, but it was that second I knew you were forever mine.
Happy Chocolate Day!
One day in Feb isn’t that special, but each and every day with you before and after is.
How about we exchange gifts? I’ll be yours and you’ll be forever mine.
There are only three times that I want to see you… today, tomorrow, and forever!
Life has never been sweeter, thanks to you, sugar!
Your beauty is both inside and out, and I’m so lucky to have you.
As soon as I saw you I knew you were the one I was always looking for.
You’re the girl/man of my dreams.
I hit the jackpot when I met you!
You and I were just meant to be.
Life has never been sweeter, thanks to you sugar!
You’ve swept me off my feet and made my life complete.
I don’t need the whole world to love me, just you!
You make my heart skip a beat and my true lifeline.
I have only one weakness and strength and it’s my love for you.
Every love story is beautiful, but I could read it over and over again!
Next to you is my favourite place to be.
Roses are red violets are blue you are really cute and I am so glad I only have you.
You can’t put a price on love but to me you truly are priceless.
Sending a whole lot of love your way!

Romantic Proposal Messages

No one else loves me the way you do. No one else makes me feel the way you do. I just hope you feel it’s time to say you do.
There’s just one thing I want to change about the girl I have always loved, your last name, how about you?
I exist in two places, here and wherever you are, are you ready to be together forever and say I do?
Every morning reminds me of all the wrong dreams I have been chasing instead of you. My dream has come true with you are you ready to say I do?
I would rather spend one lifetime with you – than face an empty lifetime alone, will you marry me?
I cannot stop thinking about you throughout the day and when night comes you become part of my dreams. Now I know I live and breathe for your love night and day, is it not time to make you my wife/husband each and every day?
You’re the only thing I’ll see forever, in my eyes, in my words, and in everything I do, I think it is now time to ask if you are ready to say I do.
I found the reason for my smile, the day I found you. Will you let me be the reason for your smile each and every day from this day forward …will you marry me?
Every time I’m with you, everyone loses importance and I only feel my heart beats for you. I love you and want my heart to beat this strongly, always and forever more, would you give me the opportunity to make you my wife/husband?
You deserve the very best, someone who will love you and let you grow without borders, and support and cherish you to the very end. Will you let me be the one?”
My heart was frozen until you came and melted it with your love and sweet tooth. Let’s spend the rest of our lives together enjoying the world from North to the South Pole, will you melt my heart again by saying I do?
I’ve tried to tell you personally, but I get nervous and I have trouble finding the right words. But that’s when I realise it doesn’t matter what I say, as all I need you to know is I love you with all my heart and it would be my honour to make you my wife/husband.
There are many ways to be happy in this life, but why search for something that you already have and cherish, I’m ready to give up the search and find my life only with you, will you marry me?
The only reason I love life is because you are my life, so are you ready to be my wife?
I never knew joy and contentment the way I do with you. Loneliness was my middle name until you brought your sparkle into my life. You complete me in ways only you can, and I wish to love you from this day and forever more, will you marry me?
To our last Valentine’s Day as Mr & Miss, what do you say?
Our friendship has grown over many years, but now my heart has decided to go one step further. I would like you to become my bride this Valentine’s Day.
We have been spending many happy times together, I wonder why we do not give love a chance and get engaged.
My heart belongs to you, and I am certain that it is in good hands. I rather die knowing you, than live with the emptiness of wondering what it would look like to spend the rest of my life with you. Will you marry me?
Love is like a dream, love is one word and everything in between. Love is a fairytale come true when I find you and I am ready to make myself the only one for you, marry me?
All I wanted was someone to care for me, All I wanted to someone to be there for me. All I ever wanted was for someone to be true, that’s so all I ever wanted was you to be my wife/husband.
If I reached for your hand would you hold it? If I hold out my arms will you hug me? If I go for your lips will you kiss me? So if I asked would you marry me?
Grow old along with me as the best is yet to be. Will you spend the rest of your life with me, marry me?
I love you the way you are; I love your fearless spirit and I love the way you fly; but don’t fly away too high; as I want to fly along with you. I’m ready to be your husband/wife and take the long journey with you, ready to fly high together?
There is no other who is capable of making my dreams come true but you. You are everything I have hoped, wished and prayed for. Take my hand into yours, and agree to be mine forever more.

Love Quotes By Famous People

“We were together. I forget the rest.” — Walt Whitman
“Where there is love there is life.” — Mahatma Gandhi
“All, everything that I understand, I only understand because I love.” — Leo Tolstoy
“I have decided to stick to love; hate is too great a burden to bear.” — Martin Luther King, Jr.
“The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” — Helen Keller
“We are shaped and fashioned by those we love.” — Geothe
“There is a madness in loving you, a lack of reason that makes it feel so flawless.” — Leo Christopher
“To love is nothing. To be loved is something. But to love and be loved, that’s everything.”— T. Tolis
“I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.” — Angelita Lim
“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.” ― Sophocles
“When love is not madness it is not love.” ― Pedro Calderón de la Barca
“I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.” — Lord of The Rings
“We are shaped and fashioned by those we love.” – Geothe
“Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime.” — Bette Davis
“Love is a better teacher than duty.”– Albert Einstein
“There is a madness in loving you, a lack of reason that makes it feel so flawless.”.– Leo Christopher
If I know what love is, it is because of you.” —Herman Hesse
“The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.” – Helen Keller
“You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” — Oscar Wilde
“Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all.” — Ernest Hemingway
“Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us. When we try to understand it, it leaves us feeling lost and confused.” ― Paulo Coelho
“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”.- Morrie Schwartz
“Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.” – James Thurber
“Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.”- Vincent Van Gogh
“Love does not dominate; it cultivates.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”– Lao-Tzu
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” ― Plato
“In order to be happy oneself it is necessary to make at least one other person happy.” – Theodor Reik
“True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach
“A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”
— Ingrid Bergma
“When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.“– Blaise Pascal

Romantic Music & Movie Quotes

“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” — When Harry Met Sally
“You don’t love someone because they’re perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they’re not.” ― My Sister’s Keeper
“You have bewitched me body and soul, and I love, I love, I LOVE YOU.” — Pride & Prejudice
“Don’t let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become.” — My Big Fat Greek Wedding
“Above all things I believe in love. Love is like oxygen. Love is a many-splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!”— Moulin Rouge!
“The truth is everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” — Bob Marley
If tomorrow is judgment day. And I’m standing on the front line. And the Lord asks me what I did with my life
I will say I spent it with you. – Whitney Houston, My Love Is Your Love
“Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” — Notting Hill
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return.” — “Unforgettable with Love” by Natalie Cole
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” —Winnie the Pooh
“Maybe you don’t need the whole world to love you, you know. Maybe you just need one person. — Kermit the Frog
“We’ve got that love, the crazy kind. I am his and he is mine, in the end it’s him and I.” – G-Eazy and Halsey, Him & I
“The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.” — Eminem
“I have crossed oceans of time to find you” – Dracula
“When the skies are grey and all the doors are closing. And the rising pressure makes it hard to breathe. When all I need’s a hand to stop the tears from falling. I will find him, I’ll find him next to me“ – Emili Sandé, Next To Me
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.” — Bob Dylan
“Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.” — The Wizard of Oz
“All of me loves all of you.” — John Legend, All of Me
“It’s a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face when you’ve gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.” — The Bachelor
“I will return. I will find you. Love you. Marry you. And live without shame.”— Atonement
“Your heart is all I own. And in your eyes you’re holding mine.” – Ed Sheeran, Perfect
“I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” — Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally
“You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.” — Will, Shakespeare in Love
“People call those imperfections, but no, that’s the good stuff.” — Good Will Hunting
“In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you.” — Mac MacGuff, Juno
“I could make you happy, make your dreams come true. Nothing that I wouldn’t do. Go to the ends of the Earth for you, To make you feel my love To make you feel my love”. – Adele, Make You Feel My Love
“I was looking up… it was the nearest thing to heaven! You were there…” — Terry, An Affair to Remember
“But the you who you are tonight is the same you I was in love with yesterday, the you I’ll be in love with tomorrow.” —Adam, If I Stay
“Let me tell you a story about a girl and a boy. He fell in love with his best friend, when she’s around he feels nothing but joy.” – Justin Bieber, Fall
“Can’t you see? Every step I have taken, since I was that little girl on the bridge, was to bring me closer to you.”—Sayuri, Memoirs of a Geisha
“I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.” — Kathleen Kelly, You’ve Got Mail
“I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental — like on a breeze, but I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. If there’s anything you ever need, I won’t be far away.”—Forrest, Forrest Gump
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.- Oprah Winfrey

Funny Valentine’s Messages

I’d rather be with someone who loves me more than I love her. Well, I hope you do.
I would climb a thousand mountains for your love, but let’s hope it’s not Everest.
If a raindrop of represents how much I love you then get ready for a thunderstorm.
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. And my teeth will never let you go!
I don’t think you understand how important it is for me to hear the sound of your voice each and every day, so glad you have voicemail!
The only way I could ever hurt you is by hugging you too tightly because I’m never letting go.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? No? There’s 26. Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. 🙂
My love for you is like the gravity, whenever I try to escape I just get pulled right back.
Being without you is like seeing a nerd without braces, shoes without laces, and a SentenceWithoutSpaces.
I seem to trip every time I hear your name, so I guess I really have fallen for you.
You are my favourite person to text me 37 times a day!
I can’t wait to have that candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
I wanted to send you all my love, but the postman said it’s too big to post, I hope this love note will do!
It’s confirmed that I’m only suffering from deficiency disease. The Dr said that I’m lacking Vitamin U and prescribed me just you twice a day forever.
If god is missing an angel because you have been looking over me all my life, and now you are my life.
You may fall from the skies, or you may fall from the trees, wherever you came from I’m so grateful you fell in love with me.
I could describe you as a candy bar, half sweet and half nuts, but wow you taste so good.
My love for you is like breathing each and every day, I need you to survive.
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war, love you always.
Never laugh at your partner’s choices … you are one of them!
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?
You’re so bloody hot, so why do we have the heating all the time?
I smile because you are my husband/wife and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
You know what really looks good on you, yeah me!
Honestly. I’ll let you dunk your biscuit in my tea, but only today!
I want to grow old and ugly with you, but promise me not as ugly as you!
You are the only person I would argue over nothing with.
All you need is love and it would be nice if you shared your chocolate now and again.
I knew I had fallen in love with you … and now I can’t get up.
To get this Valentine’s card for you, I had to leave the house and miss the game/soaps, you must mean a lot!
It’s remarkable how long we tolerated each other.

Valentine’s Short One Liners

Thank you for being my unpaid therapist!
Today we celebrate the best decision you ever made.
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, rich and stupid.
Glad we hooked up, you were a great catch!
This may be cheesy but I think you are grate.
I’m so glad you are as weird as me.
You are my favourite notification!
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Yay, we obviously still like each other then!
On a scale of one to ten, I’d give you a nine — and I’m the one you need.
I so nearly swiped left!
I love you if you picked up your shit now and again.
Yeah, just another expensive Valentine’s card.
If you were on paper, you’d be what they call fine print.
You are a McFittie!
I’m paid for and sorry no refunds or exchanges!
Yeah, you are still punching!
Yes I know, I volunteered to be your Valentine!
Turns out I liked you more than I thought!
Wife – Wash, iron, f&*%, etc
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
Will I have a date this Valentine, oh it’s you!
I love you with all my ass, I would say heart but my ass is bigger!
I want you .. to put the bins out!
You are the salt to my pepper, we are just spice!
Yoda one for me!
Rose are red, Violets are blue, Vodka costs less, Than a dinner for two
We make a great pear!
I love you so ducking much!
I suppose you suck less than most people!
Just a quick reminder mates before dates!
I suppose you did do!

Cheesy Valentine’s Day Jokes

What’s the difference between a cheap date and an expensive date? Valentine’s day!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? “Be my valenstein!”
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the chef give their Valentine? A hug, a pickle and a quiche!
Overall I love you more than I want to strangle you, so were winning.
What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day! But I’m so lucky to have you!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
Love is a relationship where no one wears the pants.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m so stuck on you!”
Do you love me because I am sexy or am I sexy because you love me?
Are you a speeding ticket? Because baby you got Fine written all over you!
What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after!
What do you call a very small valentine? A Valentiny!
What did the bat say to his girlfriend? “You’re fun to hang around with.”
What did one boiled sweet say to the other?It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.
What did the light bulb say to the switch? “You turn me on.“
I was determined to buy flowers you never had before, so I bought you a cauliflowers!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? “I love you a ton!“
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14th? He gives it a valen and shine!
What did one bee say to the other?I love bee-ing with you, honey!
What did the coffee say to the brew on Valentine’s Day? Words cannot espresso what you mean to me tealeaf.

Naughty Valentine’s Messages

You know exactly what my pussy needs!
I’m here to free your big willy.
I love popping in and out of yours!
You are my favourite thing to do!
I know you said I shouldn’t of, but I waxed my balls/vagina for you.
Wanna see if it fits, this Valentine’s Day?
I love you for your personality you know that, but that dick/those tits are a nice bonus.
The best thing about sex with you is how much you moan!
My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
Love is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
You have me dickmatized for the next 20 mins.
I bet you are wondering if you are on my Valentine’s to-do list.
You have been turning me on since _____!
I couldn’t decide what to give you for Valentine’s Day, a blowjob, a hand job or a tell-you to get a job!
Let’s just skip dinner and go straight to dessert
You are right, I do miss you – when I’m not horny!
You give me butterflies in my vagina.
I would ride you to the moon and back.
Have you heard of the Big Bang theory?
I thought this was the biggest package I could give you this Valentine, delivered by Prime!
Just wanted to say women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake your Valentine’s gift.
I suppose it is a reason to fuck.
8 out of 10 men get a blowjob on Valentine’s days, the other two are still single.
I only send valentines cards to smooth cunts
Roses are red, violets are blue, and I’m horny so hope you are too
I hope this year it may have grown up a bit.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper but nothing beats your sexy cock.
Thanks for a year of orgasms.
I’ll bend over and forward for you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss your face, but sometimes I just want to sit on it.
I hope this year you won’t be a tight cunt?
Couples who fart together, stay together!
I suppose there is one thing good about you being a bitch, you like it doggy style!
You make my minge twinge so let’s binge.
Happy Valentine’s Day saggy balls!
I just baked you a finger pie, why not cum taste it?
I love you cum face!
Ok, I let you moan as loud and much as you want today!
You’ll do, pants off, please!
I fancy you to bite and I love your tits.
Why is Valentine’s Day always so wet?
I suppose Twats do get Valentine’s cards.
It’s Valentine’s Day, either spread the love or spread my love!
I’m no weather lady/man but you can expect a few inches today!
Surely today is a good enough reason to shave your legs?
I love you like a backstreet hooker loves crack!
Valentine’s Day wanker, if you don’t have me a gift!
Me, you, alcohol and sex toys?
I hope this year you will be bald, down there!
Happy waste of fucking money day!
Those trousers bother me, take them off.
Happy Valentines Day to my favourite rent boy/whore!
I knew you sucked less than most people but come on it’s Valentine’s Day!